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    Don't mean to brag guys, but the cafeteria lady told me I have beautiful eyes this morning.
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    Are you sure she wasn't talking to a potato?
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    Don't mean to brag guys, but I'm not a tuber.
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    My cow-orker just got back from China and he brought back something called Salted Egg Fish Skin. Should I try it, guys?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ill16ca View Post
    My cow-orker just got back from China and he brought back something called Salted Egg Fish Skin. Should I try it, guys?
    That depends. Is it a food, or a condition he contracted while there?

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    It appears to be a food. Unclear if I should be rubbing it on my skin, though.
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    One of the pasttimes at my work is "try to figure out what that Chinese delicacy contains." There's a snack chip that, from the packaging, seems like it's made from dolphins. I think the pickled pig feet were the least palatable, if easily identified. Granted, anything pickled probably smells worse than it tastes and I only smelled it. I enjoy Filipino style chicken adobo and I literally can't be in the room where it's being prepared because the air becomes like 50% vinegar.
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    Boy, do I have some international tuba drama for you guys.
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