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    M.I.A. wrote a song about that.
    This is not my new signature.

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    Huh, I've totally even heard that song and I had no idea. I'm terrible at picking out lyrics though. When we had hearing tests in grade school the guy said I was just barely not impaired and I've probably listened to a lot of loud music since then.

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    Product I don't understand: "cake pops". Why do these things exist? Who was calling for them? What was wrong with our current wedge-and-square based cake delivery system? Has anybody ever tasted one that wasn't totally stale?

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    And what's the deal with Ovaltine?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by UngratefulDead View Post
    Product I don't understand: "cake pops". Why do these things exist? Who was calling for them? What was wrong with our current wedge-and-square based cake delivery system? Has anybody ever tasted one that wasn't totally stale?
    It's just a logical progression from the cup-based format, really. You go smaller and round, then you go smallerer and rounder yet again.

    What I want to know is what the MN Wild concession vendor who has created a "roasted chicken lollipop" is thinking. All it is is a hunk of roasted chicken on a stick. Are you supposed to lick it or what? I can't imagine that would be well-received in mixed company.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dwolfson20 View Post
    M.I.A. wrote a song about that.
    I've heard it on good authority that she's got more records than the KGB.
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    That's what I thought the lyric said the first several times I heard the song, but I eventually came to believe that the line is, "more records in​ the KGB."
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    I feel like when "FaceTime" (or whatever it was called back then) was new technology everybody was like "wow, this is incredible, this is a real gamechanger" and by the time everybody's smart phone basically became capable of doing it we were like "Oh, no, I'm never going to use that. Just text me." Apparently the big Star Trek viewscreen should have just had Kirk typing "u up?"

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    I think we need to take advantage of the fact that people are willing to believe in ridiculous shit like chemtrails (there's a big billboard on the freeway near my house now) and come up with more amusing conspiracies to sell people. How about "Oh, you actually believe that when your car runs out of gas it won't drive anymore? Sounds like Chevron really got to you."

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    This lecture I have to attend is sponsored by the Metta Center for Peace. Is that the same group that sponsors Ron Artest?
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